First dances fall into four camps:
- The hopelessly trite. The songs that literally state - nail on head, on proverbial nose, etc. - the emotions and moments that lead to a wedding and the dance you're otherwise staring at.
- The hopelessly trendy. The wedding song OF THE MOMENT blares and will, forever, date the nuptials far more strongly than the custom etsy photo mattings ever will.
- The hopelessly random. No - not a slow, romantic ballad - deeply personal and otherwise disconnected but the bride and groom "get it" (so shut up and stare for four minutes anyway).
- The hopelessly awesome. This is the rarest of all the wedding song "birds" and the holy grail of the longest four minutes of every wedding day. Many, many will try. Few, few will make it.